goodreadss:

“Life, if well lived, is long enough.”

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shock:

ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac:

catasters:

What chilling means ^

*Rotating calmly inside the gas station hot dog heater*

lesbians-forever:

Kisses that remind me why being gay is amazing.

tsundereforcoffee:

captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

luckticket:

vampiresinvienna:

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter?
Doctor: Anaesthetic.

thefaeryrealm-deactivated202101:

Finland